Jarvis was born on February 14, 2004 in Los Angeles California. Jarvis an expert in sexual positions must sleep for 1 week after a sexual performance. Has a indestructible digestive system meaning he can eat anything to survive. He comes from another solar system. Has played the lead role in Hamlet. Loves crushing ice for fun. Semi-conscious at all times. A vegetarian who only eats flowers. Severly dislikes Christmas & most holidays. Able to hear the sound of a hard penis. Jarvis gets his name from Sex Pistol Steve Jones. Steve’s real father’s name was Don Jarvis.
